Entrepreneurial Spirit Fan Gifts

Bought low, sold lower.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Decision Making Block

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Silicon Vale

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

"Sorry, Dad."

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'