Entrepreneurial Spirit Seeker Gifts

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

"We've come a long way from our humble beginnings."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Felix Mendelssohn

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Unguided imagery

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"Your husband says BOO!"