Creative Spirit Seeker Gifts

The creative group/the uncreative but very hard-working group.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Art Student.

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Do me next."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Raincloud Umbrella

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Needs to get a life"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All we have left is standing room only."