Youth Entrepreneurship Fan Gifts

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Robot Parts $5

Selling lemon latt�

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Boy on computer. Harassed Dad says: 'It's Boxing Day and already his toys are on eBay.'