Innocent Spirit Gifts

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Playground reputation.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Home Business - Starting Out.

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment