Innocent Spirit Gifts

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Playground reputation.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Home Business - Starting Out.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"