Spontaneous Spirit Gifts

Midlife Madness

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I broke out that wine we were saving for that day that never comes."

'I don't want to be a Country Mouse or a City Mouse Mum: I want to be a Jungle Mouse...'

'...it's been so long, I can't remember why I got grounded in the first place!'

Your place or mine?

'He's whooping it up again.'

"Hey, Honey, is the lake still co...never mind!"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Home depot."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Draw your own path."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Instant art

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

It was an impulse buy.