Spontaneous Strategists Gifts

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Cardiac Recovery.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Draw your own path."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Instant art

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

It was an impulse buy.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."