Spontaneous Creator Gifts

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'They were all out of roses.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It was an impulse buy.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"I publish unfettered on the web."

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Travel agency: 'Surprise me! I want to wake up tomorrow morning somewhere strange and wonderful!'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'