Unexpected Creator Gifts

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'They were all out of roses.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Man reading in lamp

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Foot Massage

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Can you hear me now?"

Shark Bomb

Can You Dance?

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

Monk Parrot.

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

Hair trigger

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

"Weird - it must have gotten mixed in with the office supplies when I left the job."

A surprisingly challenging resolution. This year my resolution is to leave well enough alone.