Unexpected Entertainer Gifts

Monk Parrot.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Roller Coasters

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Pottery Slam

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

Adult Magician

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

A cocktail in a tuba

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Can You Dance?

Shark Bomb

"Can you hear me now?"

Ventriloquists dummy

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

The Imperfect Hostess