Unexpected Soloist Gifts

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Yes, I'm alone."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Foot Massage

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Where history's best ideas happen.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Giraffe'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Can You Dance?

Shark Bomb

Monk Parrot.

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Violinist

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

Life is full of surprises.

'All good things come to an end . . .'

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

A surprisingly challenging resolution. This year my resolution is to leave well enough alone.

"They told me I was going places. They just never told me where."

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."