Unexpected Soloist Pillows

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Yes, I'm alone."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Foot Massage

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Giraffe'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Shark Bomb

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

Violinist

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

Life is full of surprises.

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"The control group has taken control."