Unexpected Catch Artist Pillows

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I found the termites!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Prisoner Crossing

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Later that same day.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Shark Bomb

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

Monk Parrot.

"Can you hear me now?"

Can You Dance?

Fisherman finds golf kit

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Hair trigger

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'