Unexpected Catch Artist Mugs

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I found the termites!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Prisoner Crossing

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Later that same day.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"Can you hear me now?"

Shark Bomb

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Hair trigger

'All good things come to an end . . .'

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'