Unexpected Entertainer Pillows

Monk Parrot.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Extreme miming"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Roller Coasters

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Pottery Slam

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

A cocktail in a tuba

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Shark Bomb

"Can you hear me now?"

Ventriloquists dummy

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Can You Dance?

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

The Imperfect Hostess

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'