Spontaneous Entertainer Pillows

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Karataoke

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Fur Baby

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Don't you ever knock?'

Instant art

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'Nice Touch!'

Tom Waits.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Home Video

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Monk Parrot.

Roverdance.

The Imperfect Hostess

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'