Spontaneous Adventurer Pillows

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Tattoos While U Wait

'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'

'I don't recall this one being on the optional tours brochure'

Hitchhiker to 'Little Chef'

"I've decided to enjoy my money now and become a burden to society later."

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

Fisherman catches a boot; a nearby fish leaps out of the water holding a human foot in its mouth

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Shoot For The Moon

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.