Spontaneous Adventurer Pillows

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Tattoos While U Wait

'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'

'I don't recall this one being on the optional tours brochure'

Hitchhiker to 'Little Chef'

"I've decided to enjoy my money now and become a burden to society later."

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

Fisherman catches a boot; a nearby fish leaps out of the water holding a human foot in its mouth

Where to? As far away from Rudy Park as $643.12 can take us before calamity strikes. I have a 3:15 for Albany, CA. Divided Airlines. Albania, did you say? Exotic. We'll take it. Albany, California. Not very far. How about for $643.12 and a hamster? Gerbil … and hey!

I haven't had a vacation in five years. Untrue. You went to Mexico for Darlene's wedding, you've been to Vegas … Yeah, but I'm always in the comic strip. What do you mean? I need a real vacation. I want to fly, be free, go someplace totally different. I booked tickets to Sherman's Lagoon. But you hate the ocean.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

I'm sorry I asked you out so suddenly. I blame the internet. No harm done. I get used to saying things without thinking about the consequences. I just say what's on my mind. You've got beautiful hair. Oh no. Retreat to chatroom. I'm mildly amused by your condition.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Shoot For The Moon

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We should get out to the country more often."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Desert Planet