Unexpected Adventurer Pillows

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Life is full of surprises.

'This could be interesting.' (bird breaking out of an egg using a saw).

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'How am I doing?'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Tunnel of Dove.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

Tourists finding a path

'I don't recall this one being on the optional tours brochure'