Unexpected Adventure Pillows

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Tunnel of Dove.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Tennis anyone?

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

Life is full of surprises.

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Scenic Rout

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'

Meet Sexy Cougars