Unexpected Adventure Gifts

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Tunnel of Dove.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Tennis anyone?

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Life is full of surprises.

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

Scenic Rout

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'