Unexpected Adventure Seeker Gifts

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Tunnel of Dove.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

'Gasp, we've found it - it's the legendary Human's Graveyard!'

Scenic Rout

Life is full of surprises.

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"