Unexpected Journeys Gifts

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Snake Charming

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

You will go on a trip.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Tunnel of Dove.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

Tennis anyone?

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Scenic Rout

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Life is full of surprises.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

Meet Sexy Cougars

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"Mister Bones?!"