Unexpected Journeys Gifts

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Snake Charming

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Tunnel of Dove.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Tennis anyone?

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

Life is full of surprises.

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Scenic Rout

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

Meet Sexy Cougars

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'