Unexpected Journey Enthusiasts Gifts

Scenic Rout

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

The Chicken of the North

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Tunnel of Dove.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Tennis anyone?

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

Life is full of surprises.

'Your luggage is on the other side of the world but if it's any consolation it's the monsoon season over there!'