Unexpected Journey Lover Gifts

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

You will go on a trip.

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Filling up.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Bypass the Falls

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

It's more about the journey for me!

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Hang on, kid!"

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Man in car.

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'