Long Journey Lover Gifts

'That's torn it, now we're BOTH out of gas!'

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Recalculating

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Filling up.

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Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Bypass the Falls

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

"Hang on, kid!"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

Man in car.

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

Saint Christopher

'Don't tell me! You're off to see the Wizard. Right?'

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Reading on the train