Journey Lovers Gifts

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Recalculating

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Will that be coach?'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."