Journey Enthusiasts Gifts

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.

'Thank God Out of Africa,'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Ah...here they are!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Climbing with the baby

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"He keeps touching me!"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Discomfort zone.

'The first act of air rage'