Journey Enjoyer Gifts

Reading on the train

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Filling up.

"Yipeee!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Discomfort zone.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

Bike Rides

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

The Chicken of the North

'Closed.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."