Journey Enthusiast Gifts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

The Chicken of the North

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Forgot my keys."

Travel Agency. The novice photographers' club is planning a trip. Put them on the red-eye flight!

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Are we there yet?'

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'