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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

The Chicken of the North

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Forgot my keys."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Are we there yet?'

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'