Journey Adventurer T-Shirts

'Closed.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Kardiff.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"What's your occupation?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Safari.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"