Life's Journey Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"And up ahead - that's puberty."

Reach for the Star.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Great, now we're lost."

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Are we there yet?

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The Chicken of the North

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'