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'First the birth canal, and now preschool! Where does this all end?'

'Are we there yet?

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Imagination

One!

'My first camera'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Mistaken identity.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'