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'First the birth canal, and now preschool! Where does this all end?'

'Are we there yet?

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Imagination

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Mistaken identity.

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Sticking out tongue

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"