Childhood Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"Next time you're baking a cake, turn the mixer off before allowing him to lick it."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Bears going water skiing.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Imagination

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Snowman of the Apes

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'