Childhood Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"Next time you're baking a cake, turn the mixer off before allowing him to lick it."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Imagination

Snowman of the Apes

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"