Childhood Adventure Gifts

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Imagination

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Baby in Bike Basket

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Mistaken identity.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

Child development. How children change.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'