Childhood Adventure Lover Gifts

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"I'm running away. May I borrow the car?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thug life on safari.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"