School Adventure Lover Gifts

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

Social distancing

Back to School

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Retro Kid.

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'