School Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Back to school.

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Learning.

The Litany Of Fun

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

Social distancing

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Back to School

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Retro Kid.

Nights in Bath

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

University of Adversity.

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

'Mom!!'

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"