School Adventurers Gifts

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Kids."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

A Learning Curve.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Back to School

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Social distancing

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'X='

"I'm not good with letters."

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