School Adventurers Gifts

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Kids."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

A Learning Curve.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Back to School

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'X='

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Back to School

"I'm not good with letters."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'