High School Adventurers Gifts

West Fester's a pretty friendly high school. What's the best way to meet people? For starters, you could come to my eco club meeting. Or�I can point out the cool kids and you can introduce yourself! Clearly no one on this bus. West Fester High School.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Kids."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Social distancing

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

Last day of school.

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'