High School Journeyers Gifts

"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Student Debt

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Soren Kierkegaard

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Bike Rides

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Bike Rides

You are here.

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Wedding Car

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."