High School Journeyers T-Shirts

"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Student Debt

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Soren Kierkegaard

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Bike Rides

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

Bike Rides

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

You are here.

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Wedding Car

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."