Music Journeyer T-Shirts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

ET Mishap

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Ukulelean abduction

Musicians on a beach

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Rusalka

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Meat Loaf

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

'Oh no, not you again,'

Bike Rides

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'So how did your attitude test go?'

Wedding Car

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

Alien Luggage