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"I have two children by a previous tour."

Musical genres

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Musical Bicycle.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Musicians on a beach

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

We love the Rolling Stones...

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Pink Floyd

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Welcome to beagle island.'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"Fore!"

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'Over a landfill that used to be a river, and through a flattened area that had once been woods, to grandmother's house we go...'

Mark Cavendish for Isle of Man.

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

'Bloody tourists.'

Scat nav.

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

Senior Citizen Music Fans

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Big Time Talent Agency: 'Sorry, boys- too doo-woppy.'