Music Tour Traveler Mugs

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Musical genres

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Musical Bicycle.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Musicians on a beach

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Sightseeing/Scentsniffing

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"Fore!"

'Welcome to beagle island.'

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'Over a landfill that used to be a river, and through a flattened area that had once been woods, to grandmother's house we go...'

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

'Bloody tourists.'

Scat nav.

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Big Time Talent Agency: 'Sorry, boys- too doo-woppy.'

A French Lady Conversing With An English Gentleman.