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'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

A jogger listens to a conch

Dad is yelling at you.

Trump! The Musical

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Viola player coming through!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Streetcar in New Orleans

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Three people playing on the same flute.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Xylophone Icicles.