Music Adventurer Pillows

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

A jogger listens to a conch

Dad is yelling at you.

Trump! The Musical

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Viola player coming through!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Three people playing on the same flute.

Streetcar in New Orleans

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef