Audio Adventurer Pillows

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"The subwoofers really help."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Harvey could have kicked himself for trying on his son's cheap mp3-player.

Recording Studio

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

"Me, my eyesight is rather bad, so I prefer audio-books..."

"I never had time for picture books until I started listening to them."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Cycling with a harp case

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Joe Henry

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I read the audio book."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."