Acoustic Adventurers Pillows

"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Cornucopia Horns.

Crunk

Recording Studio

Xylophone Icicles.

Cowpunk

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Pianist

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.